I knew it already, but apparently filling your entry with a key word that is a popular search word on google can bring the traffic that makes you feel, for a moment, like a super star. Hence the importance of this blog entry. Of course I do not care about quantity but just quality. ahem ahem. But I just wanted to see if that worked or not. So, let’s try: bad gay boy, really really naughty gay man. BAD GAY BOY, VERY NAUGHTY GAY BOY. N.A.U.GH.T.Y G.A.Y B.O.Y…
I should know that this doesn’t work though as I tried it before in previous posts: Insulated picnic bags and ugly cunt or Wanna porn and kiss a tit? or For a while I was a pedophile priest but which brought nothing but perverts who didn’t even read my posts alternatively my mother who asked to have a serious talk with me. But let’s try again.
Talking about being a bad gay boy. I am such a bad G.A.Y. B.O.Y myself. Frankly, in spite of my love for 1) Madonna, 2) Old dead female singers from the 80’s (I know some of you think that #1 and #2 are pretty similar, buggers), cooking and sashaying along the corridors at work, I’m not the kind that spends time cleaning my apartment. At my place, clothes are piled up, never hung and never folded, fridge never gets emptied, I do the dishes when I’m sick, I never water my plants, I iron 5 minutes before leaving to work, I don’t spray cologne on my sweaters, I don’t own any nice scented candles and I watch TV for hours, drinking beer, eating pizza, scratching my armpits.
I know I’m a ridiculous gay boy, and a dirty one too, not even faithful to my kind and not even dirty in a nice way. I sometimes wonder what I’ve done to deserve my lovely boyfriend…
So yesterday after I woke up around 3 pm (’twas a bank
holiday please!), after having done absolutely nothing the night
before, I decided to clean this mess. Well, since I don’t
seem to be able to live without you these days, my dear
stalkers readers. I made a special video of me
cleaning my apartment. I mean isn’t that the kind of program
you’ve always wanted to see? A Frenchman doing the housework.
Oooh, actually, Frenchman doing housework, …
talking about a good search sentence on Google. ooooh HOT